Bathroom Selfie

Just imagine me

Slowly in your mind, don’t rush…… be gentle like you feeding a baby

Don’t touch the screen until I tell you to.

Hey boy, don’t lick your fingers yet….

I taste better than the road side ice cream

Grab the screen, munch the screen, feel my temperature….

Are you hot? On heat like me? I feel like evaporating to no man’s land

Don’t come yet… the fun part is about to begin

Don’t call me either………

Am trying to remove my lingerie, is stuck somewhere, help help help

Up down, up down, doing press up under the ceiling fan…. Ahhhh…..feels good to be naked…….

Oh goodness, am dripping, sweat all over my body

So unfair, am ready for a quickie ……oh, I meant a quick bath, don’t want to keep you waiting

Am waiting, am squatting cleaning my body…

Darling, don’t forget to bring that oil and wiper